cocainediary:

I wonder where I’d be now if I never took that first shot of vodka, if I never hit that first blunt, if I never railed that first line, if I never attended that first party, never went to that first rave, never popped that first pill of happiness, never chased the dragon, never spun the pipe, I wonder where I’d be now?

(via dntbealarmed)

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(Source: cents-of-humor, via your-great-perhaps)

anti-realism:

whenever i hear people say stuff like “i could be smart if i tried, i just don’t want to” i always imagine a morbidly obese person saying something like “i could be an olympic athlete if i tried”

okay well you aren’t trying so no you are not going to get any credit just because you could

how about you actually do it